Who would have thought that there were so many zoo sex stories out there… This whole thing turned a little raunchier than I expected but entertaining none the less.
Myles wants me to say that he thought the entire subject was crass and inappropriate however we both agreed on the winner. We both laughed the hardest at the Hippo diarrhea story. Maybe because I can imagine it like a cartoon where the poo is literally shooting out. So our Zoo story winner is !
Patty please email me with your address so I can send you your prize.
I also really liked Jewels story about the eagle that flew into the lions cage and was eaten. If you have known me for a long time then you know that I have this real interest in watching a larger predator get a “live feed”, so this story was really appealing to me. I don’t know why this kind of stuff can’t happen while I am at the zoo…
But since Jewels didn’t actually whiteness the event I didn’t think it was fair to award her the prize.
Thanks everyone for participating and the good laughs.
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